This is my stream of consciousness during the show. I just typed out what I was thinking while I was watching it. Now I want to preface this by saying that a lot of what I have to say is negative. However, I'd like to say that I did enjoy the show despite all the problems I had with it. It's meant to be both constructive criticism as much as it is me just venting. I WILL continue to watch the show and I WILL continue to sell people on the gospel of both the book as well as the TV Dresden Files...but I do feel there is a lot of room for improvement. More comments from after the show follow after the list.
*Edited for language because I didn't realize how much I was cursing in this...told you, stream of consciousness*
1) How do you have the first scene with Harry have him in bed with a woman?!
2) Who the F*** is Laura??
3) Theme song sucks.
4) Bob is an asshole, he needs to be snarkier and more perverted.
5) I don't mind the corporial Bob since he's still bound to the skull. Would prefer a talking skull, but I can deal with this.
6) What happened to the pentacle? Too the-average-moron-American-will-think-it's-devil-worship? Then again, those people wouldn't be watching a fantasy show about a modern-day wizard anyway.
7) Why wouldn't Harry believe the kid? "I'm a wizard, but monsters don't exist."

"Carmichael" or whatever he's called now is a bit TOO much of an asshole.
9) Not enough set-up for the magic...it should've been a big reveal for the pilot.
10) Right there, when Bob's trying to talk Harry into taking the case, he should've said something about "The kid's mom could be hot."
11) Who the F*** is Melissa?!
12) The "Place/Time" tags are too CSI for my tastes.
13) THERE's a little bit of Bob snark..."Where there's children, there's snot." Still needs more though. Bob's WAY too cold too. Seems like a great Kemmler Bob, but not Harry Bob...
14) Goddamn commercials! LESS COMMERCIALS!! MORE DRESDEN!!
15) Off topic...Quiznos commercial..."<about Quiznos sub> Look at all that meat! <about Subway sub> You can barely see the meat." Fine print: "Comparing Subway regular BMT to Quiznos Double-Meat Italian"...well of fucking COURSE the Quiznos sub is going to have twice as much meat! It's a DOUBLE MEAT sub!!
16) Kinda off topic...a commercial for pain reliever on The Dreden Files...considering how much Harry gets his ass kicked, I find it funny. Would make for great product placement.
17) Wouldn't the threshold be good enough without a stupid little protection symbol?
18) Harry looks really good next to the girls...about the perfect height.
19) Ah HA...THERE'S the threshhold!! *Edit* It wasn't, it was the protective charm doodle thingy...
20) I just realized...Harry doesn't have much snark. "Carmichael" has had the best smart-ass line so far...
21) The fade to washed out B&W before commercial breaks are pretty cool.
22) Off topic...I can't WAIT to see the next episode of Monk!
23) I thought Harry's dad was ignorant of the wizard thing...or am I wrong about that?
24) <singing> Harry's hiding stuff from Murphy! Harry's hiding stuff from Murphy!
25) Grrr...Bob never asked if the mom was hot!!
26) Okay, I WAS following everything pretty well except not knowing who the hell Melissa is...but now Melissa's dead? Or was that not Melissa knocking away his bracelet? Or...I'm just totally lost...is that Laura walking in the door or is that the teacher chick?
27) Harry's dad is supposed to be a GOOD magician...what's he doing in a tux doing the stupid three rings bit?
28) FINALLY Harry's getting his ass kicked! By a girl no less! THIS is what I wanted!
29) Ah ha, Karrin -- err, Connie's daughter lives with dad.
30) This is, what, the second? third? time Harry's used a phone and no static or line noise?
31) Dear god, guys, Bob is COMIC RELIEF as well as EXPOSITION! He has to be BOTH to work well, otherwise he's just f***ing Giles, especially with the accent.
32) "Justin DuMorne" looks like an insurance salesman!! That's interesting...
33) Okay, Harry next to a guy, he doesn't look tall enough. Give Paul some elevator boots!
34) Where the f*** did this Doom Box thing come from? A leftover prop from Hellraiser 13: Electric Boogaloo?
35) No staff or blasting rod?
36) Did Harry just break the First Law? Or is this skinwalker thing not human?
37) Hmmm...why does Harry have lamps and electricity? I mean I know it's harder to pull off natural-looking lighting and all, but that's what the off-camera lights are for.
38) Harry is getting WAY too much play in this...he's got whoever the f*** this Laura person is f***ing him and he could get the mom if he wanted to. BOB DIDN'T MAKE ONE PERVERTED COMMENT!! NOT A SINGLE F***ING ONE!! What the f*** man?! So it was the teacher in the office or lab or whatever that was...the geography wasn't laid out well.
Ending Credits of Dresden/opening credits of Battlestar Galactica thoughts: It's obvious from watching this that it's not meant to be a pilot episode. Not nearly enough stuff and not nearly enough of the characters were set up properly. There was no "big reveal" that was needed to show that Harry really is a wizard and that magic is real in this world. What magic there was was too subtle except for the Doom Box thing, which BTW was rather lame. It goes from a theory Bob's toying with to a completed working model WHILE all this stuff is going on?
Okay, now I've had a bit of time to process it all. It's not that bad for a mid-season episode, but it's incredibly weak for a pilot. None of the characters are properly introduced, we don't know what the hell Bob is, we don't know who Laura is and we only see her in three scenes, we have no clue who Melissa is and she's dead before the episode's out, we aren't told what SI is, we don't know who the hell anyone is really. We've got too much thrown at us far too quickly. Again, if this were episode 5 or 6 or whatever, it'd be fine. It's okay to have a weak-but-still-not-bad episode. But it's not a good thing that this was the first episode shown. Like I said, I wanted more, but I'm satisfied with what I got. Hopefully, the episodes will get stronger from this point on. And I will be sticking around to make sure they are.
The Abstruse One
Darryl Mott Jr.
PS. My roommate made a good point...while the theme song may kinda suck, at least it's not as bad as the Psych theme song...