Day Off (Short Story from "Blood Lite")

[proudfit]

He has a nice lucheon with his
godmother if out of looney ice been.

[KalanF]

I have an image of him being awoke early in the morning by someone knocking on pounding on his door and its:

1) ... a  pair bicycle-riding evangelists asking if he's ever heard of Jesus ... OR

2) ... a Sheriff's deputy, delivering a summons to court and he's being audited by the IRS ... OR ...

3) ... someone from a Jerry Springer type show asking him to come on his show as some delusional woman is claiming that she's having his child ... OR

4) ... one of Thomas' employees wanting to talk to him about Thomas' "needs"  ... OR

5) ... Butters' mom

Just a few random and slightly inebriated thoughts brought to you by Jimmy Bedford's excellent brewing skills and the letter "Y".

~KF

[Murphy's Stunt Double]

I have an image of him being awoke early in the morning by someone knocking on pounding on his door and its:

1) ... a  pair bicycle-riding evangelists asking if he's ever heard of Jesus ... OR

2) ... a Sheriff's deputy, delivering a summons to court and he's being audited by the IRS ... OR ...

3) ... someone from a Jerry Springer type show asking him to come on his show as some delusional woman is claiming that she's having his child ... OR

4) ... one of Thomas' employees wanting to talk to him about Thomas' "needs"  ... OR

5) ... Butters' mom

Just a few random and slightly inebriated thoughts brought to you by Jimmy Bedford's excellent brewing skills and the letter "Y".

~KF

Bonus points for 1 & 5!!!!!!

[comprex]

An anthology of Sherlock Holmes stories including the giant rat of Sumatra.

And the cover is possessed by a fungus demon, so when he tosses it into the Beetle...

[cassandra]

3) ... someone from a Jerry Springer type show asking him to come on his show as some delusional woman is claiming that she's having his child ... OR

Jerry Springer *is* Larry Fowler; did you miss that? Springer tapes in Chicago in the channel five studios, and the details from SK make it pretty clear that Larry is a parody of Jerry. So, change the name and yeah, #3 is a possibility.

[KalanF]

Jerry Springer *is* Larry Fowler; did you miss that?

Yes, but he's also involved in a lawsuit with them, last I checked, and is unlikely to ask him back on the show while that's ongoing.  Thus one of the other random talk shows mayhaps.

The point of amusement in my head was Harry's likely reaction to the expecting mom: " ... is she just crazy? ... was it someone using an illusion? ... is it a trick from the Red Court? ... dare I go on the show? ... dare I not if she's not a Red Court flunky and may get kidnapped, killed or worse from them if I don't? ... why does this crap happen to me even when I DO keep it in my pants?! " ... and then of course, there'd be Bob's reaction...

~KF

[pdqsport]

Since Harry bumped into Miss Gard in Heorot on "her day off", and given the innuendos at the end of that story...

Maybe Harry is reading a book about Norse mythology in preparation for a "date".   

(Hey, it could happen)

[Jaroslav]

Maybe Harry will be reminiscing about his past on his day off.

It could start “Day’s like today remind of…” and continue from there. 

[scurv]

Harry gets up, goes to his office and reads a paper back by James Slayer entitled either The Tokyo Files or The Canon of Bloodlands.

[Ms. Duck]

He goes time traveling and ends up in the prestige

(check out the name of tone of the magaicians at the show)