BS002 - Slowdown on the Lowdown

[Shecky]

Oh, 'Cellie honey, methinks you were hurting yourself working so hard to speak at human rates.  Your Southern doesn't show as much as mine does (not in the pronunciation, just in the pacing, phrasing and expressions).

You are such a fangrrl. That's a good thing, unlike my usual snark set-up. 

[Priscellie]

Oh, 'Cellie honey, methinks you were hurting yourself working so hard to speak at human rates.  Your Southern doesn't show as much as mine does (not in the pronunciation, just in the pacing, phrasing and expressions).

You are such a fangrrl. That's a good thing, unlike my usual snark set-up. 

Yeah, I should have re-recorded the opening after finding my stride later in the episode.  It's kind of painful.

And as for the fannishness... Fred and I are doing a podcast as fellow fans for fellow fans, less as authorities from on high, so getting completely geeked about Jimstuff is entirely apropos.

[Shecky]

Heh. I wouldn't call it painful. Especially when it reminds me of Dory from Finding Nemo talking to the whales.

As I said, your fangrrldom is a fun thing in a podcast. And haven't you realized that DOING the podcast makes you an authority on high? I mean, jeez, they made a Goddess thread for you - and someone who has the presence of mind to bring an orange box knife to Jim for signing ain't quite a vanilla mortal. 

[Murphy's Stunt Double]

As I said, your fangrrldom is a fun thing in a podcast. And haven't you realized that DOING the podcast makes you an authority on high? I mean, jeez, they made a Goddess thread for you - and someone who has the presence of mind to bring an orange box knife to Jim for signing ain't quite a vanilla mortal. 

Is true. *genuflects and leaves pizza at your altar.*

[Priscellie]

*consumes the pizza, with great decorum*

As I said, your fangrrldom is a fun thing in a podcast. And haven't you realized that DOING the podcast makes you an authority on high? I mean, jeez, they made a Goddess thread for you - and someone who has the presence of mind to bring an orange box knife to Jim for signing ain't quite a vanilla mortal. 

Hee, I never said I wasn't an authority on high.  The idea that I am kind of weirds me out, but I accept it.  But I choose to emphasize the Fangirl aspect of my personality more than the Privileged Beta aspect, because a podcast of "You know all those theories you have about [blank]?  They're all wrong!  But I'm not gonna tell you what happens, nyah nyah!" would result in my immediate tar and feathering.

[Shecky]

Probably wise. Sue started looking at me funny when I started the beta, and while she claimed not to want to know in advance, she kept asking sideways questions that amounted to the same thing... but if I had answered her or done ANYTHING other than avoiding the question altogether, I would've been gutted and left for the cats.

And there's no way to consume a pizza with decorum of any flavor unless you're using fork and knife, and then you get whapped with the frou-frou bat.

[JRBobC]

*consumes the pizza, with great decorum*

"You know all those theories you have about [blank]?  They're all wrong!  But I'm not gonna tell you what happens, nyah nyah!" would result in my immediate tar and feathering.

Wouldn't know about pizza, I hate cheese so I don't eat that often.

As for the tar and feathering, while an amusing image, I think it would likely be pitchforks, torches, cloves of garlic, and stakes to be burned on.

[Shecky]

I hate cheese

Speaking of pitchforks and torches...

*eyebrows with extreme prejudice*

[Priscellie]

It puts him in good company.  Jim hates cheese, too.

[Shecky]

Jim's already been heckled by me on that subject (you seriously don't remember my squawking at PhauxCon about it?!?  ). Then again, I guess we're all allowed ONE major character flaw...